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Seabiscuit 28th Sep 2014, 12:14 PM edit delete
Boy this one took ages. But well worth it, since Shauny boy finally got his ass kicked.

I think I've beaten my sickness at last too! *knock on wood* *cross fingers*

But oh boy my weekend was /hard/. Saturday to be specific.

I was in the kitchen, me and mom were all set to get some chicken ready for dinner that night. Then we heard this /LOUD/ ass buzzing. I looked to the sliding glass doors and there was the biggest damn bee I've ever seen. Like, I didn't even know we got them that big! Holy crap! And the buzzing was INSANELY loud.

After fighting with it for about an hour we managed to trap it inside the sliding glass door. I locked the cats up in the living room since they'd no doubt try to swallow the thing.

One cat slipped past me, I spazzed out and tried to grab him, which in turn caused him to completely freak out and claw the hell out of my hand.
Blood warning :D

Ouch. It had to be my drawing hand, too. Well, it doesn't hurt despite how it looks, just the initial scratching did. After this he hid in the basement for the next several hours.

After all that, I was in the bathroom applying a load of some stinging crap to my hand when I heard my mom shrieking like a banshee. A /SECOND BEE/ was in the same room buzzing louder than a friggin' plane.

I'm reeeeally hoping they aren't like...Living in our walls or something!


Dew Whiskers 29th Sep 2014, 3:23 AM edit delete reply
Dew Whiskers
One wonders where her gun is kept. I haven't seen any pockets or suspicious bulges. She probably just swallows it and hacks it back up whenever its needed, bullets and all.
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 10:11 AM edit delete reply
It's around her back...ish, if that makes sense, haha. Not very visible. But that'd sure be a sight to see!
Binyamin 29th Sep 2014, 5:34 AM edit delete reply
Is Felix wearing his mask again, or is there another, meaner doctor in town? The suspense!
Sorry about your hand. It really looks painful. This is why I'm ambivalent about cats as pets. :/
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 10:12 AM edit delete reply
We shall see! But there's lotsa plague doctors in town.;]
Haha, yeah. Well, it doesn't hurt anymore, just kinda stings if I poke it too much.
Outlaw 29th Sep 2014, 10:07 AM edit delete reply
I called that shit lol.
She's waaaay to knowledgeable and mysterious to be beaten by him.
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 10:12 AM edit delete reply
Hahaha...Very very true! Shaun is way too much of a dipshit to kick any sort of ass as well.
Clanjack Farlo 29th Sep 2014, 10:54 AM edit delete reply
Clanjack Farlo
I love how that seemed completely effortless on her part. XD
I wonder who that could be in the last panel...?
Damn, that cat did a number on your hand! Glad it doesn't hurt anymore, but still, I've never seen such damage done by a cat! Hope you get the bees under control, too.
Great page!
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 11:23 AM edit delete reply
Hahah, very much so.:D
Who indeed, who indeed...
Hahah, indeed! Jake is a huge cat with huge dog sized paws and sharp as hell claws to match. And when he gets freaked out...Whew. Hours later he came up to me and settled on my lap like nothing happened.>_>

Stever 29th Sep 2014, 10:57 AM edit delete reply
I don't like bees and my worst problem is when they fly in my car when I'm stopped at a red light or something. Then I just want to jump out of my car.

Oh, and glad to see Eva put that jerk in his place.
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 11:25 AM edit delete reply
Oh god that is my nightmare right there hahah. I always keep my window rolled up when possible when parked near where there's possible bee activity for that reason. Many hot hot car days followed.

Heheh, and I'm glad to have drawn it!;D
VulturesUnderTheMoon 29th Sep 2014, 2:38 PM edit delete reply
That bee was a carpenter bee and they don't sting.
Kick his ass Eva!! even though i enjoy Shauny boy!
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 2:43 PM edit delete reply
Nah, it was definitely some kinda bumble bee.:(
Female carpenters do sting though, haha. I got attacked by one in georgia...Ahh the horror.
Haha, I enjoy drawing Shauny boy, but oh boy is he a dipshit.
Skweeee 29th Sep 2014, 2:50 PM edit delete reply
"Ya see plague doctor, it was totally self defense." That doctor better not arrest my Eva.

Seabiscuit, your episodes with the insect world... I dunno, it sounds like the plot to a HP Lovecraft story.
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 2:55 PM edit delete reply
"My Eva" Hahahahah.:D
It totally was self defense, though!

RIGHT? Holy crap this past year and bugs I just...Wow. I've been attacked by bees, bees have now invaded my home, bugs have bred in my food, they've swarmed my pillow, tiny bugs have invaded my tablet screen...Thank god it's almost winter!

sephirencomics 29th Sep 2014, 8:24 PM edit delete reply
Wow, Eva's just so... Wow. How does she even do that :O
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 8:34 PM edit delete reply
She...Has her ways? Yeh, I'll go with that.;D
Nah, she's just badass!
demcleod 29th Sep 2014, 9:00 PM edit delete reply
Shauny boy needs his mouth washed out with soap. Sore loser! haha. And wow, that's one of the WORST cat scratches I've ever seen. Thankfully it wasn't as bad as it looks. My boy's front paws are declawed. I don't know if that's a blessing or not after seeing THAT wound! X-D
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 9:09 PM edit delete reply
Hahah, I guess he does need that, too.;D

Yeah, I think this is the worst I've ever been scratched...! Of course it had to be Jake that I tried to grab hahah. He has the biggest paws, sharpest claws, and he's the most easily freaked out.
It'd be nice if we could trim his claws at least, not declaw but trim hahah. We have one of those claw trimming tools but there's no way he'd let us do it, we'd need a tranquilizer.:D
RemoveraPersona 29th Sep 2014, 10:28 PM edit delete reply
Oh my gosh! Did you get any bandages on that thing? It looks really serious.. better yet, did you disinfect it? Some зелёнка or йод (I think йод is iodine?) wouldn't hurt.. Yeesh.. Really, dude, get that hand disinfected. Dip a cutip in a bottle of iodine/йод and then hold the small bottle upside down, so the cutip soaks in the йод. Then, put that stuff on your wounds. It might color your skin a yellowish orange, but it'll disinfect the blood.
I'm not sure how much this type of treatment is used in American families, but it's a good way to clean up your wounds (or at least, that's what we do in my family). So if you have any iodine lying around, I'd suggest you go treat that hand.

On an other note, though.. Are you the new Bug Queen or something?? Why do they keep barging into your house like a swarm of papparazzi? Is the plague doctor sick now? Did (s)he catch your cold?
Seabiscuit 29th Sep 2014, 10:41 PM edit delete reply
Hahah. I don't need bandages. But yeah, I did disinfect it right away, of course! I forget the name, just some crap that stung. In fact I applied it three times just to be totally safe. It seems to be healing up well.:D

Hahah... I swear, /something/ must be going on with me to attract all these damn bugs!
Lt. Dom 30th Sep 2014, 12:47 PM edit delete reply
Lt. Dom
Poor guy just isn't having a good day. Oh and if you have bees living in your walls then the next logical step would be to start looking for that secret wall honey stash. That's what I would do anyway.
Seabiscuit 30th Sep 2014, 12:49 PM edit delete reply
Haha, he sure isn't! But really he brought this on himself...

HEH. That would be delicious, but I don't think these are honey bees, unfortunately!
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