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4th Sep 2015, 1:03 AM in 8. Getting Ahead
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Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 1:03 AM edit delete
There's a fuckhuge cellar spider living in my bathroom. He took over a web that belonged to two littler ones. His name is Samson.

I don't really mind spiders much myself. I do not like when they invade my space though, and I don't like certain ones. Like these huge black ones that move at the speed of light (Vince, Dom, and Zola can vouch for this, they got to experience deafness when I screeched the other night during a call as one ran across my desk, right by my hands)

Also damn Felix is just so thrilled at his sickle being covered in goo!


Keltyzoid drew up Eva!

Click here!

Oh gosh; I love Kelty's style so so much, and seeing Eva in it is just...!!
I love this so so much. I think my favorite part is the hair. Oh man, that hair. It's so...perfect. Hahahah
Those eyes, that angry look...Agh! Eva is SO beautiful like this ;~;
I love it. It sorta reminds me of...Ahh, future things, I guess?

(Kelty, of course, does amazingly adorable Nightlight, which needs to update more!:D)


undeadloaf 4th Sep 2015, 1:07 AM edit delete reply
WOOOOO first.

that over with, i wonder what this guys hiding.....A GIANT PET SPIDER!
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
Haha, first :D

....Eugh! No! Just no! Loaf, no!
flutesalute 4th Sep 2015, 1:21 AM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:38 AM edit delete reply
Oh my god it's a song that's glorious hahahaha
rufiangel 4th Sep 2015, 1:37 AM edit delete reply
Oh, Jeff. XD;;; <3

Great page seamuffin! <3 Nice to see the gang in action XD (lolol) though Felix's sickle, eeeee, hope he has Goo-be-Gone in his cloak somewhere.

I'm not good with huge spiders, I mean, if I find them outdoors they're fascinating but if I find them in my house I freak. XD;;; I caught one under a glass so I could release it outside, I couldn't bring myself to kill it, but I practically hyperventilated the whole time :'D
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:39 AM edit delete reply
Hehehe :D

Awww, thank you!:D
It's always fun having the gang on a quest like this! Yeah, he's less than pleased with the state of his sickle...:'D

Oh gosh, ye. I don't mind the giant orb spiders around my house, but I don't want them inside. o_x
hykez87 4th Sep 2015, 1:44 AM edit delete reply
Spider killing time!

Those spiders are nothing to a wolf spider, they enjoy living in bathroom sinks and when you flush them down the drain, an hour or so they return back. Though I find the black spiders with huge bottoms funny, I think they're related to black widows. Just some of he spiders I encounter in our house.

Just pray you don't find a brown recluse...
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:41 AM edit delete reply

Oh gosh, wolf spiders, to hell with those things! That's why I don't flush anything. I crush my enemies into dust
Oh yeah, the spiders with the big asses are hilarious! I have a couple of those living in my window.:D

Eugh...Yeah...They live in my state, but I've been lucky enough to avoid them!
hykez87 4th Sep 2015, 11:22 AM edit delete reply
Let's not forget the part that they could be infested by a mind controlling parasitic worm. Really disturbing scene

Nature really have a way of messing with us
MST3KFan 4th Sep 2015, 2:38 AM edit delete reply
I have a rule with spiders myself. So long as they stay out of sight and kill other bugs that might invade the house, I'm good with them.

However, if they ever are in my room, or a place where I see them plain as day...they're done.

We had a HUGE red spider that built a web just above our back door this last weekend that I took a broom to during the night (When you can SEE the spider in the dark you know it's huge). Thought I got him(her), but it was back according to my Dad the next day and he took care of it this time.
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:45 AM edit delete reply
Pretty much! I let them and house centipedes live pretty much. Unless they invade my personal space, or if they're yellow sac spiders, then they just die.

Oh gosh...I have huuuge spiders living above my back door, too! Horrifying. I just imagine walking through the back door and one dropping on me or something @_@
I love how spiders know enough to return to their webs like that though, hahah!
ProfEtheric 4th Sep 2015, 4:00 AM edit delete reply
The moment I have a spider bite, any given spider and I are through professionally. Up to that point, all is well.

I love Jeff Mcfreakout there... :P
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:48 AM edit delete reply
Hahah, professionally.
I let them go mostly, except certain species (if I were to see a recluse or a widow? Nope. Nope nope. No.), but not if they're in my personal space. The spider that ran across my desk lived, but I zapped him with some vinegar spray I had nearby.

Hahahah! JEff McFreakout!:D
Glad you like that, I had some fun there!
trad118 4th Sep 2015, 4:50 AM edit delete reply
Spoodrr kobab
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:48 AM edit delete reply
Mmmmm! Protein!:D
Miaubol 4th Sep 2015, 7:21 AM edit delete reply
Oh dear I laughed..

Yes, I don't mind spiders myself, but big ones like these... uuuuh D:

hmmm, maybe that the place was indeed abandoned, and that old guy just claimed it for himself..? ;)

Jeff is cute as always xD
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:50 AM edit delete reply
Hahahah! Glad you like that!>D

Oh yeah, if spiders were this big? Nope. Though I think there are spiders this bigish? The bird eater spider... Eugh...

That might be it!;D

Jeff...Ah, poor cute Jeff.:D
Boeuf-de-Kobe 4th Sep 2015, 8:07 AM edit delete reply
As a guy who appreciates nature, I really try my best not to harm spiders, it's just they're just so creepy by nature! Why they gotta have 8 legs, 8 eyes, and scurry unsettlingly everywhere!? D:
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:51 AM edit delete reply
Hahaha! I know right? And they MOVE SO FAST D:!
The worst is when they're on the ceiling and drop down on you...
ChilPhil 4th Sep 2015, 8:14 AM edit delete reply
I typically let spiders be. I've been bit by one when I was unloading a Florida plant truck when I worked in a garden center. Things got bad, I had to go to the doctor and get medical attention. Nope no lingering superhero effects from the spider bite. :(
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:53 AM edit delete reply
Aw man :(
I don't even want to imagine the kinda spiders in Florida...Eugh! The ones further south are the worst! That sounds awful ;~;
Dollipop 4th Sep 2015, 9:04 AM edit delete reply
This is why jeff is fam. spiders b cray
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:53 AM edit delete reply
Hahaha! Jeff has the right idea!
Cannon. 4th Sep 2015, 9:43 AM edit delete reply
Hehe, poor Jeff! I'm a little surprised Jeff is scared of something like that, although those are some pretty big spiders.
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:53 AM edit delete reply
It's funny, he doesn't realize he shouldn't even be afraid, because he probably wouldn't even feel their bites.:D
I'd say being afraid of these is indeed reasonable, because...Yeah, dat SIZE!!
sephirencomics 4th Sep 2015, 10:43 AM edit delete reply
Jeff is adorable :D
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:54 AM edit delete reply
Adorable and scared, poor kid!:D
sigpig 4th Sep 2015, 12:19 PM edit delete reply
When I was on a United Nations Peacekeeping tour in the Golan Heights about 10 years ago, we had to watch out for Camel Spiders. They are actually a type of scorpion, but their legs spread out to the size of a dinner plate...
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 3:31 PM edit delete reply
Oh lord, I know those things! I remember years ago, that one forward that was going around showing some soldiers with these two camel spiders that looked like one big huge one...Yikes!!
Jarvi 4th Sep 2015, 3:02 PM edit delete reply
Today I learned that zombies are afraid of spiders :D
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 3:31 PM edit delete reply
Hahahah! Here at WA we do try to be educational, every now and then.;D
Rbade 4th Sep 2015, 9:18 PM edit delete reply
One time, I was playing around with a few pill bugs and out of NOWHERE a black widow jumps out and starts massacring them. And stupid little past me just sat and watched the thing, fully aware of its venom. My dad had to pull me away from the bloodbath.
Seabiscuit 4th Sep 2015, 10:08 PM edit delete reply
Hahaha! Holy shit! Black widows are pretty badass, huh? Poor pill bugs. Damn, that's scary though, the thought of being so close to one!
hykez87 5th Sep 2015, 12:48 AM edit delete reply
That must have been a ground spider, black widow don't actively hunt for food.
Seabiscuit 5th Sep 2015, 9:42 AM edit delete reply
Oh yeah, I always forget they make webs...Heh.
Rbade 7th Sep 2015, 4:03 PM edit delete reply
Allow me to explain. I had brought the pillbugs ups flight of stairs on the outside of the apartment complex I lived in. I released them on the railing. I didn't notice the web on the other side of the railing, and I must have disturbed the spider to agitate it, or maybe a bug fell into its web. It must have followed the trail of sideways bugs around the the railing.
hykez87 7th Sep 2015, 7:25 PM edit delete reply
Seems strange for a web weaver to leave its web and attack its prey, but animals to tend to do stuffs that's not what we normally think they might do.
corruptedNPC 5th Sep 2015, 2:12 AM edit delete reply
They're killing spiders! ;~;
Spiders are friendly! :(

That's a cool fanart! :)
Seabiscuit 5th Sep 2015, 9:43 AM edit delete reply
Hahaha. These spiders are not cool nor friendly!;D

Right?! Eee~~ :D
randomNPC 5th Sep 2015, 10:36 PM edit delete reply
Yes! Destroy those hiddeous creatures! >:(
(please include my sister's pet)
Seabiscuit 5th Sep 2015, 11:26 PM edit delete reply
Nooo! Don't kill your sisters pet!! D:
corruptedNPC 7th Sep 2015, 5:05 AM edit delete reply
Nooooo! D:

Hehehe! She can't do it. She's scared of it ;)
argylefox 5th Sep 2015, 8:14 AM edit delete reply
I understand Jeff's fear. I live in Australia.
Seabiscuit 5th Sep 2015, 9:43 AM edit delete reply
Hahah, dear god, Argy, I can't even imagine!
Casscade 5th Sep 2015, 1:44 PM edit delete reply
I'm totally with Jeff on this. No way anyone could get me near those things. lol
Also killing giant spiders with a scythe? How badass is that! XD
Seabiscuit 5th Sep 2015, 9:25 PM edit delete reply
Hahah, right? You don't need to have arachnophobia to know these are to be avoided...!
Heehee, Felix has a sort of unique badassery sometimes!
Outlaw 6th Sep 2015, 6:19 PM edit delete reply
Considering he's technically one of the undead... Jeff stands high above spiders on the fear pyramid... but, I understand him. I think they're yucky too.
Seabiscuit 7th Sep 2015, 3:00 AM edit delete reply
Hahaha, fear pyramid! Indeed, you'd think a zombie would be a little braver against something like a spider!
But he's got the right idea. Spiders are not to be trusted!
Clanjack Farlo 7th Sep 2015, 12:14 PM edit delete reply
Clanjack Farlo
Mmmmmmm spider-kabobs.
Good idea, Felix!
Seabiscuit 7th Sep 2015, 1:13 PM edit delete reply
Protein rich!!!
Hindbodes 2nd Oct 2015, 3:24 AM edit delete reply
Hello Seabiscuit. I'm back.
Seabiscuit 2nd Oct 2015, 9:58 AM edit delete reply
Hehe, hello!:D
iggycrypt 15th Apr 2016, 11:40 AM edit delete reply
Poor Jeff!
Seabiscuit 16th Apr 2016, 6:57 PM edit delete reply
Hahah, there are just some critters even he doesn't like.:D